Liam Payne in 2011
Harry & Niall writing Gotta Be You.
Niall: Ari buddie, I think we should write a song.
Harry: Okay man. Omg just thought of a brilliant line! 'Girl I see it in your eyes you're disappointed.'
Niall: That's amazin'
Harry: I know.
Niall: But wait...what rhymes with 'disappointment'?
Harry: Urm...a.....an....anoint....ANOINTED.
Niall: Man that's sick!....wait wat da fuq does anointed mean?
Harry: I don't even know man it just rhymes.
Niall: OOOOOH how about 'i'm the foolish one that you anointed with your heart, I tore it apart'?
Harry: Incredible.
Niall: Now Harry, we've made a complete mess of things with this innocent girl.....'and what I mess I made upon your...'
Harry: Vagina?
Niall: Hahahahahahahaha.....no. Shut up you slut.
Harry: K soz.
Niall: So 'and what a mess I made upon your innocence' yes?
Harry: Incredible. Now we need a catchy chorus....
Niall: How about 'It's gotta be.....
(Louis comes over and hits Harry in the balls)
Harry: LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Niall: Omg Harry that's amazin' It's gotta be YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
Harry: OH FUCK MY DING-A-LING. brb....I NEED DEEP HEAT.
